Bodies are so neat. You only get one and it’s yours and it’s the most important and special and valuable tangible thing you will ever own. It’s really messed up that people try to own and control and violate other people’s bodies. Your body is cool as hell and anybody who tries to fuck with it is a cruel person who does not deserve the gift of a corporeal form.
Jonathan Rhys Meyers + Keri Russell / August Rush
High Heels Divas-Keri Russell
(Source: ladymorrisons)
30 Days of Castle Season 5 - Day 22 Favorite Supporting Character
Bob the Maid
I AM SO FUCKING MAD. I AM SO FUCKINFG MAD. NO MATTER WHAT I GODDAMN DO THERE IS NO WAY I CAN GET THIS ABOMINATION OFF MY DASH. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN REMOVE THIS BLEMISH ON THE FACE OF HUMANITY FROM MY SIGHT. I DONT WANT TO FUCKING SEE SOME SENTIENT PIECE OF CORN SHAKE ITS ASS DRESSED IN A GODDAMN MAID SUIT. HOLY SHIT I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW, AT THIS VERY MICROSECOND. I COULD WIN THE LOTTERY AND I COULD SEE THIS FUCKING GIF AND MY LIFE WOULD BE RUINED. I WOULD SWIM ACROSS THE FUCKING ATLANTIC OCEAN AND CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST JUST TO GET THIS ACTUAL PIECE OF EXCREMENT OFF OF MY DASH. GODDAMMIT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY I AM LITERALLY GOING TO EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY MICROSCOPIC PIECES. GET SOMEONE TO GATHER ALL OF THE PIECES AND PUT ME TOGETHER, AND ANNIHILATE THIS DISGRACE TO MANKIND.
so did u like the gif
i don’t think joliejoly is very jolly
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE IT’S LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
(Source: queen-of-quotes)
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Me:
oh thats cute
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*checks price tag*
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Me:
no its not
